Two delay pedals is just lazy and unnecessary

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How can I catch this kitten?
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I hate my life

Ashley: Ha. you are so Rob in High Fidelity
me: ugh, you're not the first person to say that
Ashley: ha!
me: but its not true!
Ashley: Oh it totally is
me: how?!?
Ashley: without the total relationship fuck-up part
me: well...
Ashley: nah, not that bad
me: haha
me: i still dont get how I am that fucking guy.
Ashley: I dunno - cuz you're a music snob
me: I AM NOT A MUSIC SNOB!
Ashley: hahahaha
me: How am I a music snob!?!
Ashley: How defensive he gets
me: I listen to Blink-182 for gods sake!
me: I dont even listen to music enough to qualify myself as a music snob!

This is what I do in my downtime...
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this weeks list.

7 Movies that I Would Rather Watch than Citizen Kane, The Godfather, Chinatown and etc etc.
7. Batman and Robin
6. Batman (1966)
5. Batman Returns
4. Batman (1989)
3. Batman Forever
2. Batman Begins
1. The Dark Knight

ftw.

The Harvey Dent of Kittens.
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getting old.

I'm working and listening to Blink-182 (fuck all y'all) and I just
realized that I got into Dude Ranch in the summer of 1998, meaning I
have been into this punk rock shit for 10 years now.

What a waste of time.

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